Top Ten ways you know you are at Katamon Shabbos Meal

7 Jun

Top Ten ways you know you are at a Katamon Shabbos Meal
By Ahuvah
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10. No matter where you are going, you bring along one bottle of muscato wine.

9. The first question you ask a new guy is “are you a cohen? or are you jeruguru?”
(we now know who that is wink wink).

8. You walk up 4 flights of stairs just for desert.

7. You cannot look at another marzapan rogoloch.

6. The first question someone asks you is what you do for a living and when did you make aliyah.

5. Other guests are surprised if you are NOT working for IDT Global.

4. No Zemiros. You are lucky if there is benching.

3. Some guests bench to themselves and just leave the table before the meal is over.

2. You are invited but you have to bring challah/chicken/salad/salatim/drinks.

1. You see 10 empty wine bottles after the meal when there were only 5 people at the meal.

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8 Responses to “Top Ten ways you know you are at Katamon Shabbos Meal”

  1. Dot Co Dot Il June 7, 2006 at 3:59 pm #

    11. You’ve dated half of the people around the table.

  2. Dot Co Dot Il June 7, 2006 at 4:02 pm #

    12. Takes only about five minutes before the B-word is mentioned.

  3. IsraLuv June 7, 2006 at 4:06 pm #

    yep… cant have a meal without the word blog being mentioned (or mentioning your own blog)

  4. Dot Co Dot Il June 7, 2006 at 4:07 pm #

    13. After playing Jewish Geography you work out the person sitting next to you is the neighbour of the cousin of your college room-mate.

  5. IsraLuv June 7, 2006 at 4:22 pm #

    who was previously engaged to your best friend

  6. Anonymous June 7, 2006 at 4:38 pm #

    you forgot to mention Lost, 24 and Grey’s Anatomy!!!

  7. ifyouwillit June 9, 2006 at 10:39 am #

    14. No two people are sitting on matching chairs, and there are three people on the sofa.

  8. IsraLuv June 11, 2006 at 10:21 am #

    and you’ve borrowed two folding tables from people (and its not even theirs.. they never returned the tables from the ppl they borrowed it from)

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