Adam Sandler’s Chanukah Song is Ringing in my Head…

4 Dec

Tonight is the first night of Chanukah and we celebrate the holiday by lighting a menorah every night for 8 nights.

And whats ringing in my head? The Adam Sandler Chanukah Song

Time to take out the menorah
Put on your Yarmulke
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here’s a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me

Winona Ryder,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a Dreidle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein

Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys

Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass Jew

We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real

Put on that yarmulka
Its time for Chanukah
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson
Still not a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo

Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn’t
but now he’s back,
Mary Tyler Moore’s husband is Jewish
‘Cause we’re pretty good in the sack.

Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No I’m not talking about Tiger Woods
I’m talkin’ about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn’t Jewish
But my mother thinks he is.

Tell the world-amanaka
It’s time to celebrate Chanukah
It’s not pronounced Ch-nakah
The C is silent in Chanukah
So read your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka

And here is the video to the song

OOH and if you are feeling a bit rusty and don’t remember how to set up and light the Menorah (like myself – have to look up how to light EVER YEAR) – take a look here..


2 Responses to “Adam Sandler’s Chanukah Song is Ringing in my Head…”

  1. Jeff December 4, 2007 at 6:06 pm #

    I hate to disagree with you, but the original version is still the best one :-) samaech– Jeff K

  2. channahboo December 9, 2007 at 10:35 am #

    Ah I remember last year I watched all 3 versions on youtube and I think I have them now downloaded on my ipod…. yes I do!Ah… I love to feel like I’m not the only kid in town without a Christmas tree!

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